Object: Crescent pair, lacquer red. Curved face: may carry decorative enamel (animals, symbols). Flat face: undecorated, for legibility. Do not touch: superstition is optional; fingerprints are real.
Why the museum joke matters
Skins are not stats. A bunny does not raise your “go” rate. If it did, the exhibit would need a probability chart, and children would laugh.
Choose a skin because Tuesday needs a fox. Throw because the sentence is ready. Read faces, not fur.
Entertainment only. Not advice. Museums sell postcards, not decisions.